palindromes

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  1. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    i almost went out to buy a shotgun to blow my brains out with after that damn game last night. i have been trying to distract my mind. i am an loser so i like to think about palindromes, yunno, words that are spelled the same backwards and forwards.

    of course the most famous is probably racecar. i love that one. they also have palindrome sentences, mostly meaningless. it is next to impossible to make one up that makes sense. but anyways here are a few:

    nurse, i spy gypsies. run!

    dennis and edna sinned.

    lisa bonet ate no basil.

    campus motto: bottoms up mac!

    do geese see god?

    go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog.

    draw no evil deed, live onward

    doc, note, i dissent. a fast never prevents a fatness. i diet on cod.

    i didnt make these up. if i had made them up i would be president of the world. this concludes my post on palindromes.
     
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  2. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    For martin:

    Do geese see God?

    Dogma: I am God

    Madam, in Eden I'm Adam

    God saw I was dog

    Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!


    my favorites are:

    A Man, A Plan, A Canal – Panama!

    Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
     
  4. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

    that is from palindromes.org. man, if i made that up i would be so pleased with myself.

    in high school one time the city of tulsa came up for some reason, and i was thinking about the word tulsa and i realized it spelled a slut backwards and i wasnt paying attention and i was so excited i just blurted it out "tulsa spells a slut backwards!" and whatever the class was discussing ended and everyone thought about it for a second and then collectively realized i was right and they were pleased and the teacher yelled at me.
     
  5. Carface

    Carface What the...?

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    Hello Weird Al.

    Most of those are in his song "Bob".

     
  6. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    weird al is awesome.
     
  7. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    so many dynamos!
     
  8. orlandotiger

    orlandotiger GEAUX TIGERS!

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    What would we do without martin? Another classic thread! Good stuff!
     
  9. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    ... and weird.
     
  10. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    He God dam mad dog, eh?

    Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

    Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
     

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