As a Gator on your forums I have really appreciated your hospitality. Im sure some of you are sick of seeing me on here. Here's a chance to give it to me, Gators in general, or any other SEC rivals of your choice. I view this all in fun and mean nothing serious about it. Let's try and keep it fairly clean(you know like a Tiger uniform..just kidding). With that said bring on your best jokes. Hammer us Gators as best as you can. Lets keep it to the SEC though. Feel free to google the best ones out there. There is no copywrite on them. Here, let me start out. Three SEC Football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect andpropriety, the Tennessee fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Alabama fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up theTennessee cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Auburn cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Alabama cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Alabama fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under an Alabama hat, I find an as*h*le.