God there are so many, from "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" to "We're gonna need a bigger boat" but I think my favorite is Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. The Commisoner asked him how he could tell that a man was about to commit rape? His response "when I see a naked man chasing a woman with a butcher knife and a hard on I don't think he is collecting for the red cross"!! Please add yours
That's a good one. I also like the quote from the Naked Gun that spoofs that: Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! Another great Dirty Harry quote is from the Enforcer when they informed him that he'd be moving to personnel. Harry: Personnel? That's for ***holes! Captain McKay: I was in Personnel for ten years. Harry: Yeah.
well, a few, all from the same movie - bull durham - immediately come to mind. but the first one on the list for me would be....
for anyone wanting to play the game, the movie quotes repository is full of them. http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi
also from bull durham.... and of course the opening narration is a classic.... of course thats a bit more than a line, but its hard to beat it!
Can't forget Harvey Korman "You like the piss boy", yeah "well you look like a bucket of ****e" What a classic movie.
From Star Trek First Contact... Picard: Your'e a coward!!! Warf: If you were any other man I would "kill you where you stand"!!! Guess you have to be a Trekky to appreciate that one!:hihi:
The Big Lebowski: After the Dude has his head thrown in the toilet, the guy picks up the Dude's bowling ball and says: "What the F is this?" The Dude: "Well obviously you aren't a golfer."
Someone else on here had this quote from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in their sig: Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave. Ace Ventura: Why? So you can beat him? [talking about Melissa's dog] Some other good lines from that movie: Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then. ----------- Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly. ----------- Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa. Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura... ----------- Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
