Ballad of Bo PIMPLES Nix

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Pick the final LSU vs Auburn score

Poll closed Oct 27, 2019.
  1. A) LSU Forty plus to 20 or less (Ramah’s rout)

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  2. B) LSU 30-40 vs Auburn (covers 10.5 Point spread)

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  3. C) LSU 20-30 vs Auburn (wins but not covering spread)

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  4. D) Auburn wins outright (Saban’s no hope Dream)

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Ballad of Bo “Pimples” Nix
    By Ramah

    They play Saturday neath a cloudy sky
    Death Valley dreams come here to die
    Bo “Pimples” Nix, Freshman Sacrifice
    Arrogance of Venue such Poor Advice

    Fans rock the busses when you arrive
    Pimples prayin to get out of this alive
    Tiger punishment you will not escape
    Ground in that turf you have no Cape

    It’s all or nothin for War Damn Eagle
    Pimples false pride he struts so regal
    Takes the field and makes his huddle
    100,000 scream his mind’s a muddle

    The Swamp was nothing close to this
    His knees shakin now he’s gotta piss
    He lets it go, the warmth such a bliss
    Steps to the line looks into the Abyss

    Fierce Tiger eyes so hungry and mean
    Ready to kill Gus’ Freshman machine
    Pimples talk your Death Valley smack
    Now your ass is gonna take the whack

    A quick Handoff to let Pimples adjust
    He must get comfortable Gus he must
    Tiger Dee gang tackle po Kam Martin
    No running game hope to be a startin’

    Pimples passing game a 1-trick poney
    Always to Schwarz that is no Baloney
    Tigers are ready for a pass in that flat
    Knock poor Schwarz down on da mat

    Third and 8 oh what will Pimples do
    To beat them hungry Tigers for LSU
    Steps to the line n backs in shot gun
    Takes the snap watchin Schwarz run

    Tigers ready they make Schwarz pay
    Just gotta find somethin’ better today
    Three n out Auburn now back to punt
    Pimples passes Gus who gives a grunt

    The Gods gave Joe Burrow veins of ice
    He’s watchin Poor Pimples in sacrifice
    And never blink one eye or think twice
    Just throwin dimes to Jefferson thrice

    Pimples watching Joey Dimes in awe
    Wishing he had ice veins like his Paw
    An extra point just flew right through
    Pimples gets his hat, punishment due

    A third three n’ out for Poor Pimples
    Gus glarin n makin forehead dimples
    You let me down Bo sit on that bench
    Joey Gatewood’s gonna fix yo’ stench

    Joey Gatewood’s a deer in headlights
    Just can’t find a receiver in his sights
    Blitzing Tigers knockin out his lights
    Cord Sandberg up for braggin’ rights

    This gridiron tragedy goes on and on
    Halftimes here, Auburn hope is gone
    Gus try to energize Eagles so dearest
    But it comes off like just the queerest

    The second half it’s more of the same
    Poor Pimples punished not to blame
    Gus just didn’t have an offense True
    To hold da mighty jockstraps of LSU

    Gus shot his wad it’s Saturday Night
    His reality is Auburn’s Playoff Plight
    Death Valley now Rockin outta sight
    Crescent Moon waxing evening light

    100,000 are howling LSU LSU LSU
    Pimples pisses his pants in the Ado
    SEC Dreams crash for Eagles o War
    Forty plus to thirteen the final score

    Meanwhile ...

    Saban hiding in a Stadium Spy Room
    Watchin Tigers Roll and feelin gloom
    Wondering how he’s gonna stop Joe
    And how his AFLAC contract will go

    Joe’ll kick Tide ass worse than Trevor
    No matter the game plan or endeavor
    Cuz Lewis n Jennings are not enough
    To bust up any of Joe Burrow’s Stuff

    Kickoff time Arkansas the Creme Pie
    Yummy cupcakes get a Dwarf so high
    Dat he feels like he can touch the Sky
    But not tonight, Poor Dwarf just sigh

    Cuz another week off won’t stop Joe
    LSU pillage in a T-Town horror show
    Little Nicky knows how it’s gonna go
    Nothin’ can help not even Bear dough

    Even with SEC officials in his pocket
    Saban knows he’ll watch LSU Rocket
    And blow the doors off Bryant Denny
    And kick Tide ass with scores aplenty

    Nothing to do but practice that pander
    Suck it up Dwarf n show em yo dander
    Get your arguments ready for a playoff
    Tackle the best of them give em a scoff

    You know when you get playoff or not
    Nothin’ gonna stop Joe Burrow so hot
    The worst thing could happen vs LSU
    Rematch, retribution, a 2nd rout too

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    Awesome!!!!!
     
  3. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    One of my inspired poems for sure ...
    We got a Whopper coming up in the next week!

    This one will hit all the Bama boards ...
     
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